Breakup-picnic

The act of taking a girlfriend on a picnic, or any form of overly romantic date before a premeditated break-up. Can become a trademark of a specific male.

John-Man, I'm tired of Becky, she has a small butt, I'm taking her on a breakup-picnic

Becky- Omg! John is taking me on a picnic!
Mary- Oh sweety, John only takes his girls on picnics when he wants to break up with them!

by llamajockey16 October 30, 2012

picnic pitch

The crusty residue left on the blanket after fornicating in the great outdoors.

Dude, I sat in the picnic pitch that you and Suzy left.

by jake lightning October 28, 2009

Glasgow Picnic

Salted peanuts poured into a bag of crisps, shaken a bit, and then enjoyed.

A delicacy popular in Glaswegian beer gardens and other drinking establishments.

"I'm getting too pissed, I need to get some food."
"What's wrong with a Glasgow Picnic?"

by EduardoBellini April 20, 2019

pussy picnic

A set up that is carried around at all times in case a spur-of-the-moment eat-out session occurs and cleanup is required after. Normally includes: mouthwash, gum, hand sanitizer, and wipes.

We went to the park today and Ken pulled out the pussy picnic supplies so I knew that he was going down.

by Crownless Queen November 22, 2019

Fish Picnic

The act of orally pleasing a female in a nature setting.

I had a gnarly fish picnic today with my girl because our parents don't leave us alone in our houses.

by BKreutz August 3, 2012

nicaraguan picnic

A rare yet rewarding ability to commit self fellatio. Most commonly an inverted, "cock-bound" position is used to enjoy the Nicaraguan picnic.

Mike was unable to go to work on Monday as he dislocated his back attempting a Nicaraguan picnic.

by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014

Picnic area

The area located between a girls legs, cunt, pussy, etc...

Hey baby, what about me heading down to the "Picnic area" this evening...

by menudawg November 4, 2010