bite the cherry muffin

To 'pop' a girls cherry/have her lose her virginity to you.

Ally: Dude, is your girlfriend coming to the party tonight?
Adam: Yeah, I think I might bite the cherry muffin tonight.
Ally: Awesome!... Shibbie!

by Adam Staton May 15, 2007

muffin the mule

rape cunnilingus, or cunnilingus against the will

Oi kev, stop that at once! muffin the mule is strictly illegal

by theWestHamfan October 26, 2003

The Double Muffin

The state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. Usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops..

Guy 1: "Dude, that fat chick needs to put some clothes on!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."
Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"

by Nick Purpura March 14, 2009

muffin the great

A god of woodlice, whos objective in life is simple... eat his people and talk to pigeons

wow look at that guy eating woodlice, man
i know, its muffin the great

by Tom Jewsbury December 9, 2008

muffin the great

A God Of the woodlice, he shall eat the woodlice he find, then bring them back to life. These woodlice that he blesses in this unique way are all called 'Chuck' After 'Chuck'. Normally, this person can talk to pidgeons as well, therfore having ultimate and supreme control over them, making them his invincible minions.

Dude, that guy ressusitated a woodlouse!!
It's Muffin The great!!! OMG!!!

The pidgeons are busy...
Muffin the great must be near!

by Tom Jewsbury December 13, 2008

the flat muffin theory

When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.

Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.

by The flat muffin June 24, 2018

The French Muffin

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

by Jakobeson November 23, 2006