monkey

Someone who isn't quite as smart as humans, and has ape like qualities such as big ears and a small brain. This very often describes the President of the United States.

George W. Bush is a monkey.

by ihavenothingbettertodo September 3, 2005

Monkey

Gush is a perfect example of a monkey. Should of been taken back to the zoo a long time ago.
Half evolved species, likes to eat chutney and loves Machool. (A terrorist bomb)

Oh fuck, it's Gush. Stupid monkey, take him back to the zoo.

by Law. March 16, 2005

monkey

The most kick ass animal in the world, can be know to throw poo and eat bannanas (also known as a chris)

wow look at that monkey!... AAAAAAGH!! i have poo in my eye!

by pigdog312 July 14, 2006

Monkey

An ugly child with a monkey-like face.

Look at that girl! She's a monkey!

by Kokuju20 April 15, 2017

Monkey!

Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.

"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"

by Mr. Gibbons February 24, 2008

Monkey

An other way to call someone stupid or an idiot

Man 1: you want to go to Brandon’s house?

Man 2: nah, Brandon is kinda monkey

by ¥BlackWinter¥ November 2, 2019

monkey

A slang word sometimes used to refer to male genetalia. Not to be confused with "brass monkey" wich is an alcoholic beverage. They can however be used together.

Q: Hey man what are you gonna do tonight ?

A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?

by Monkey Lover July 8, 2004