Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merlin

Merlin is a sick ass boy.
He can learn any dance move in no time.
He likes to yeet.
Most of the time he listens to rap.

Merlin is fast af boooooiii

by spike dick nigger January 8, 2019

Merlin

A boy that usually has big glasses. He is a smart boy with a huge dick. Girls search for him to see what he has hidden. He has a great personality and he makes a good husband

She was lucky to have Merlin.

by Naruto👱 April 25, 2018

Merlin's Privilege

Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters

Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur to do whatever the hell he wants.

by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022

merlinize

to almost finish something, but not quite. Leaving a small quantity of something unconsumed, primarily beverages. Typically used in the past tense, merlinized. Things which have been merlinized are never finished and usually end up discarded.

You merlinized your coffee again. Why don't you ever finish it?

Another drink merlinized. What next, will you merlinize the chips?

by Grumpy Barista November 17, 2021

Merlin

Rapunzel as an old nasty bitch.

"Merlin, let down your hair!"
*Lets down his beard.*

by anonymous October 5, 2020

Merlin

A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7

Oh my a merlin

He is so...

gay and ugly

by Merlin is ugly September 7, 2020