Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-groups: Corny 80s Villains Anonymous
Function: Wimp
"Decepticons, RETREAT!"
The most feared Decepticon to ever exist... if you're half-drunk and have the physical strength of a housefly. Megatron has a fusion cannon and the ability to completely miss any target who has a toy still in production, and a penchant for inane plans that three-year olds could counter-- interestingly, it always take the Autobots 25 minutes to counter them. Hmmmmm...
Sub-groups: Corny 80s Villains Anonymous
Function: Wimp
"Decepticons, RETREAT!"
The most feared Decepticon to ever exist... if you're half-drunk and have the physical strength of a housefly. Megatron has a fusion cannon and the ability to completely miss any target who has a toy still in production, and a penchant for inane plans that three-year olds could counter-- interestingly, it always take the Autobots 25 minutes to counter them. Hmmmmm...
by LM July 10, 2006
Get the G1 Megatronmug. AKA Mercedes Benz Stadium. Modeled after a sphincter and containing various types of walking turds, it's the newest home of the Atlanta Falcons (and also some soccer team and their soft-as-runny-poo supporters).
Atlanta MLS fanboys who just discovered the beautiful game in Spring 2017 think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Playing on artificial turf in a football stadium that looks like either like a gaping or clinched asshole is apparently considered "amazing" by Atlanta residents.
Meanwhile further south, a purple-clad MLS side enjoys their home matches on grass in a proper English-style football stadium.
Atlanta MLS fanboys who just discovered the beautiful game in Spring 2017 think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Playing on artificial turf in a football stadium that looks like either like a gaping or clinched asshole is apparently considered "amazing" by Atlanta residents.
Meanwhile further south, a purple-clad MLS side enjoys their home matches on grass in a proper English-style football stadium.
Atlanta Fans brag about how many tickets they sold to a match at Megatron's Butthole because their supporters are soft and talk tough on social media yet run to the police on away days.
by burn it down August 2, 2017
Get the Megatron's Buttholemug. by E.A June 23, 2008
Get the megatron blastmug. Cool and sassy and headstrong. Capable of anything. Very high quality and very selective friend. Seems quiet is truly fierce and driven. Witty, brilliant, tiny, and down to earth.
Also has pretty wavy hair and cute outfits and a mysterious pet cat.
Also has pretty wavy hair and cute outfits and a mysterious pet cat.
oh, Meg (megatron) L.B. ? Yeah, she's the best. Can't wait for her new album to come out with her super famous friend Mads where Mads sings and Meg claps in the background. Also did you hear she's winning the nobel peace price? And that her boyfriend shaved his mustache? She's really the whooole enchilada, that one
by msquad4life February 11, 2019
Get the Meg (megatron) L.B.mug. Megatron shagging a labrador is a old saying created by the most intellectual people of the ancient internet. Oxford University have made many studies on this phenomenon, and have failed many times. The true meaning of this great example of history is still a mystery.
by Kyhnel April 10, 2019
Get the Megatron Shagging a Labradormug. 
a gladiator of cybertron and soon a leader of the formidable decepticons who rarely uses his head, and proceeds to gets killed by a bee clearly also a dumbass
not bad for a librarian, maybe you should have spent more time in the pit! -megatron in FoC
and maybe you should spend some more time in the library - optimus prime in FoC
not bad for a librarian, maybe you should have spent more time in the pit! -megatron in FoC
and maybe you should spend some more time in the library - optimus prime in FoC
by vincentus-prime November 29, 2023
Get the MEGATRONmug.