The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.

The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.

by snatchman2 May 6, 2010

The Lovin' Mitt

Have your girl put on a glove (latex, rubber, oven mitt...whatever you have around). The girl will shove her hand up your ass with the glove on. Pull out glove covered in shit. Have the girl jerk you off with the shitty glove. Blow your load in the girls nose. The girl snorts the cumshot up her nose and spits it out onto the glove. Slap the girl with the glove and shout "poopy glove love!"

"Hey want to try The Lovin' Mitt, bitch?"

"Sure, that's legit shit"

by Super Duper Tim February 16, 2008

The Margaret Mitchell Effect

The phenomenon of having come to the end of a project and not knowing how to end it. Named for Margaret Mitchell, author of Gone With The Wind, which she clearly did not know how to end.

Almost done with his thesis paper, Joel found himself a victim of the Margaret Mitchell Effect, and continued rambling until his dissertation eventually seemed to end itself.

by Stuckert June 17, 2008

Sleeping with the big mittens on

When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")

"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."

by ndwoods January 16, 2024

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

the power of mitchelli

the power of the greatest monkey of this generation...; a a a e e aiaiai oi oi oi e e e u u u.. MONKEY-

Human 1: we don't have enough power to defeat the ooh ooh ahh ahh..
Human 2: but.. we do..
Human 1: what?
Human 2: the power of..
Human 1: MITCHELLI
Human 1 & 2: the power of mitchelli!! *shoots a giant beam*
Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh: OIOIOIOIOAHAHAHAHAOOIOIOOIOOIOIEAEAEAEEAEAEAEA.... *disintegrates into ashes*
:D

by school_chromebook_user January 5, 2026

Mitt the twit

Mitt the twit is a racist homophobic frat boy who wants to be president so he and his Mormon buddies can loot the US treasury. Mitt the twit says that if Dumbyass can loot the US treasury, why can't I?

Filthy Rich Vampires for Romney support "Mitt the twit."

by Jim Creamer August 20, 2012