I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.
She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
by Gandhi Ji March 05, 2014
When you shit in a girl's vagina and then wrap saran wrap around it very tightly. After three weeks you take the saran wrap off and eat the girl out.
by My nigga bovice! March 14, 2008
A Louisiana leftover is when someone takes a crap inside a woman's vagina, puts saran rap over it and lets it ferment for a few months. They then proceed to eat the turd that was festering inside her.
She stank like Louisiana leftovers.
by 8=====>---- February 07, 2009
I was getting a bj the other day and ended up going in too far and ended up getting Swedish Leftovers.
by Wønderbread January 24, 2010
When there is money left in your metrocard, yet not enough for a ride but just enough to cause frustration and the use of unnecessary math.
Dude A: Right now I have $7.13 in my metrocard. That’s enough for like, 4 rides right?
Dude B: Dude, the fare’s $2.25 now. It’s only good for 3.
Dude A: What the hell am I supposed to do with 38 cents? Damn Metrocard Leftovers.
Dude B: Dude, the fare’s $2.25 now. It’s only good for 3.
Dude A: What the hell am I supposed to do with 38 cents? Damn Metrocard Leftovers.
by slylover123 November 30, 2009
A preppy girl who dates almost everybody and the school. She goes out with someone for a couple of weeks and breaks up with them. Mainly, they are easy to fuck around with but they fuck you at the end.
"I dont know why Jonny is dating Jassidy, all she is preppy leftovers and she will probably break up with him tomorrow"
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010