The flying hydra is the guy is lying down all Big Ben and shit, and the girl comes along and lies on top. Then the guy grabs her hips and spins her round and around, thats the flying hydra
by bookstore August 18, 2016
It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.
Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
by HailHydra5517 August 18, 2023
Hydras don't paralyze you when they look at you. You're thinking of a Basilisk. Which kills you with it's gaze (traditionally) but there are some iterations that paralyze or petrify (like the Gorgon)
Hym "Which is why I call into question your ability to interpret text. The Hydra analogizes the futility of combating evil as, when you cut off one head, 2 more appear in it's place and to kill a Hydra you must strike at it's heart. The MORAL of the story is (obviously) that to deal with evil by killing evil people as they appear is fruitless (as 2 more will arse in their place). THAT is actually the argument AGAINST what the Jews were trying to do with Hamas. It's a lesson that some more solipsistic and authoritarian people can't seem to learn. But, rather, you have to get to the heart of the matter. Which is what you are trying to avoid doing now. You are standing there waiting for heads to pop up while you bend over backwards and blow smoke up your own ass. Telling yourself 'I'm ThE vAlIaNt DeFeNdErrrrrr! I'm PrOtEcTiNg ThE kEeEdS!' And that leads me to my next point."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
When a video game developer, typically Indie, releases an update for their game without performing thorough quality control checks beforehand, causing the update to introduce new bugs in their game. Eager to fix these issues, they release a hotfix to patch the issue, but it only introduces even more bugs to fix. Lacking patience and any sort of effective quality control protocols, the game developer ends up releasing dozens of hotfixes for their previous hotfixes, creating an avoidable amount of hotfixes that would've been unnecessary had the dev taken more time to perform all necessary testing to identify potential flaws with their changes.
user1: "wtf is with all these hotfixes?"
user2: "the dev made a hydra hotfix and had to go on a wild goose chase to get everything fixed"
user1: "ffs does anyone even know what quality control is anymore"
user2: "the dev made a hydra hotfix and had to go on a wild goose chase to get everything fixed"
user1: "ffs does anyone even know what quality control is anymore"
by Inlovewithabsol April 10, 2023
by scream hydra February 06, 2020
A big mother fucker with many heads. You have to chop all its heads at once off to kill it. You can also get up on its back
by Phill the goat man December 16, 2016