When your wife, girl friend, or secret mistress french kisses your butt hole after you've went a few rounds with the toilet from some spicy tacos.
I was surprised when my wife asked me to allow her to give me a Hershey's Kiss. I ate some really spicy tacos and blew up the bathroom. I dropped my pants and told her I was ready. I didn't realize it was valentine's day and she meant chocolates...
by MufasaLY April 3, 2020
Get the Hershey's Kissmug. When your butt is pressed up against someone else in bed, and you prairie-dog a turd against their skin.
I now hesitate to spoon naked with my girlfriend, after she surprised me with a Hershey’s Kiss in the middle of the night.
by Fil Qwasny May 1, 2022
Get the Hershey’s Kissmug. The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat
"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022
Get the Hershey's Kissmug. by Mysterious Hershey's Kisser September 25, 2023
Get the Hershey's Kissmug. by YankoRJ February 13, 2017
Get the Hershey Kissmug. Karen winked over her shoulder, and grabbed her asscheeks, spreading them like yeast rolls. "Your move", she said cheekily.
Blanche paused for a moment, surveying that exquisite valley. "Yeah, I'm in", she replied, spreading her own cheeks and bringing her anus in for a perfect Hershey kiss.
Blanche paused for a moment, surveying that exquisite valley. "Yeah, I'm in", she replied, spreading her own cheeks and bringing her anus in for a perfect Hershey kiss.
by brainmist February 4, 2024
Get the Hershey kissmug. by harambewasneverkilled February 25, 2017
Get the Hershey Kissmug.