The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?
No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.
I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.
I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016
a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.
*see's solar flare from pvz*
dan: dude dont say it...
slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
dan: dude dont say it...
slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Sl00shi October 04, 2023
According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
A fertility goddess is a type of female with big breasts, wide hips, and a big phat ass, as well as a youthful appearance. Overall an extremely appealing design, mimicking what attributes a fertility goddess would have in many religions. While exceptionally rare, they're rarely worth it.
David: Hey, look at that girl over there
Matt: Wow dude, she is like a fucking fertility goddess
David: Yeah
Matt: I want to drown in her ass
Matt: Wow dude, she is like a fucking fertility goddess
David: Yeah
Matt: I want to drown in her ass
by BrowntonioBrown August 15, 2023
by Trophy boi January 20, 2024
The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.
by nates small weiner August 10, 2010
by FertileMike August 14, 2021