retard chariot

4 wheeler A.K.A. Quad

He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!

by Peoples Lizard March 31, 2008

Homo Chariot

Alternative name for Jet Ski's

He can't surf and has no imagination, so he got a homo chariot

by Miko45 September 7, 2005

Chariots of Fire

The act of sprinting to the crapper when you feel the burning diarrhea in your colon about to explode.

"Yesterday in school I had the biggest Chariots of Fire."
"I no you ran over me."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Fag Chariot

Another word for scooter

Look at those guys riding their fag chariots

by BasedFrog May 24, 2022

Tard Chariot

Wheelchair

A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."

by Dr Dalton March 17, 2021

war chariot

Sexual position. A varient of "doggy style" where the man holds the girls dual ponytail simulating reins of a horse. This works best with very long hair.

1. That girl has amazingly long hair! Makes me want to get my war chariot on.

2. "You war chariot with her yet?"

" her hair is too short. It ends up being more of a pony express"

3. She's got that war chariot hair going on

by kagesama April 21, 2014

poverty chariot

A bus.

Only poor people ride the poverty chariot.

by PartTimeLegend September 12, 2016