Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 17, 2013

Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"

by Hym Iam December 24, 2023

Merlin

Leaving somewhere without telling anyone, with reference to Merlin the magician, ie. a disappearing act.

Where did Tyler go? He must’ve Merlined, before he was supposed to buy a round of drinks.

by Jfever1720 December 31, 2019

Merlin

Rapunzel as an old nasty bitch.

"Merlin, let down your hair!"
*Lets down his beard.*

by October 05, 2020

Merlin

A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7

Oh my a merlin

He is so...

gay and ugly

by Merlin is ugly September 08, 2020

Merlin

A short sweetie who is very observant and will care about thier loved ones no matter what. A lot smarter than they think even though they aren't very good at spelling. Often curious and spontaneous but very helpful even though they don't see it. Deserves a lot more than they are given mainly for because of thier attitude. Definitely the cutest person I've ever met <33. Deserves someone to keep them grounded but also to be with forever. Makes you smile everyday and the more caring person you will ever meet. Always makes your day even a bit better if you didn't do anything wrong. If you have a Merlin in your life, keep them close because you'll never know what you have until maybe it is too late. If you know a Merlin, give them a hug cause they've been through a lot.

"I hope Merlin will marry me some day"
"I could love Merlin forever."
"I promise to love Merlin for as long as I live."

by Dannanwitch October 30, 2023

Merlin

A boy that usually has big glasses. He is a smart boy with a huge dick. Girls search for him to see what he has hidden. He has a great personality and he makes a good husband

She was lucky to have Merlin.

by Naruto👱 April 26, 2018