Textbook Pimp

a male who derives all his female wooing steps by first congregating with fellow, natural pimps and experienced girls, before even sending a text, message, voicemail, date, etc.

guy1- Can you believe Danny boy scored a date with Charol? Shes FAR beyond his league..

guy2- Well, Danny has been hanging out with that preppy kid, Todd who gets all the ladies and i've heard he's referred to Todd before typing each, and every text message to her. Psh. obviously it doesn't come natural to this Textbook Pimp..

by kx186 December 30, 2008

Textbook Mcgee

An insult for when you can't think of any other name to call someone.

Friend 1: Your mother. Friend 2: You're a... a Textbook Mcgee

by TheZeroFaReal October 22, 2010

Textbook-Stalking

When you're so bored of reading your textbook, you go to the list of names on the front cover and look them up on Facebook.

Yo dude I was so bored reading that AP world texting book, that I totally started textbook-stalking.

by Allahforchantilly September 12, 2011

textbook

(v.) to send an exceptionally long text message

"Dude, I've got a thumb cramp from sending a textbook to Erin."

by Jennifer Fitch December 14, 2008

textbooking

a mix between texting and facebook. if you are texting while on facebook, it is textbooking. so technically you are studying.

he is addicted to textbooking.

by xMerlonx March 29, 2011

text box

what you just typed in... it is between Look up and search on this page

I typed my word, defintion, and example in textboxes

by NIK January 19, 2004

Textbook Warrior

*Someone who claims knowledge in combat operations and/or combat tactics but has never been in a combat situation.

*Someone who only gets their tactical knowledge from a reference and not from actual experience.

*Also known as a REMF or POG

That guy teaching weapons qual is a real Textbook Warrior, he's never even been in the Military!

by AirborneRiot April 15, 2008