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sweep the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."
by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014
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giant elephant testicles

by donkeyass876543 February 6, 2022
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Testicals

A testical is the part of the males body that stores the pee. Sometimes they will sag and become wrinkly. If you’re lucky enough your girl will give them a suck suck
My Testicals are Sagging
by HickySticks November 4, 2019
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pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.
We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.
by Julius Maximus May 6, 2009
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armpit testicles

The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant)
I knew that deodorant was no good... It balled right up and gave me armpit testicles!
by Foxygrrl1214 May 16, 2005
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Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.
Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'
by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011
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Tortillas

Latino girls with flat butts.
Jesus - Yo esse! check out those Tortillas, two o'clock.
Jorge - Vato! Less hook'em up wid some queso!
by whaxalot October 8, 2008
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