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Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.
I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.
by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025
mugGet the Uncle tescomug.

Tesco

Tesco, also know as "big man Tesco" or" roadman Tesco". Is a shop well known in england the meal deals are sexy af. best way to use it is to get a naked smoothie for 2.50 as part of a 3 pound meal deal. Personally, I go to sainsburys but at the end of the day you cant beat tesco
Person 1:"Hi sedmikraska I'm going to roadman tesco want anything?"
Person 2:"Oh wait for me I'm coming too I can't wait to go to big man tesco!"
by Favourite child February 7, 2020
mugGet the Tescomug.

dreadfull tesco

Old lady: im never coming back to dreadfull tesco!!!
by Lyonmeilleurevilledumonde August 11, 2020
mugGet the dreadfull tescomug.

Tesco Toilet

a place the 3 babas go to get fried
by rubcat August 29, 2023
mugGet the Tesco Toiletmug.

beat behind tesco

Gonna go beat behind Tesco with this girl
mugGet the beat behind tescomug.

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