tila tequila

an ugly slutty whore who no one likes and is known for her fake body and sucky music on MTV.

I couldn't stand watching that slut Tila Tequila's show last night so i turned it off.

by braylin June 16, 2008

Tequila Mockingbird

A Mexican bird. Not to be confused with the novel To Kill A Mockingbird.

El Paso is full of Tequila Mockingbirds.

by gofishgo January 14, 2007

Tequila factor

The amount of Tequila consumed in bottles (fifths)that would be required to do (screw) a chick or guy. "Eating the worm" adds additional caveats to the meaning without drinking an additional bottle. The tequila factor can be stated with or without "eating the worm". The tequila factor limit is three (3)bottles including eating the worm, because tequila will make you fall in love with anything.

Gosh, she/he, has a one bottle tequila factor without the worm, before I would do her/him!
Her?, she has no tequila factor!
That's definitely a three bottle tequila factor, including the worms!

by Charles R jr. July 9, 2007

tila tequila

is the defined super whore , she is the unholy christ of bisexuals everywere. who knew you could fuck your way on to mtv... I think she is a morfed nigger,spick,asian..
she is the defination of whoreisim

tila tequila is looking for a chick with a really big clit

by tim erwin April 28, 2008

Patron Tequila

An expensive brand of tequila. Usually a status symbol if you are drinking it.;)

"Im on Patron Tequila." -- Paradiso Girls/Keri Hilson

by mariefrancois August 15, 2009

tequila rimming

1. Shave her crack and a-hole so the skin is sensitive.
2. Cut a lime in half and rub it in enthusiastically along the full length of her crack, paying particular attention to her arsehole.
3. Add a good sprinkle of salt all along.
4. Pour tequila into the small of her back so it runs down the crack, bury your face between those salty sticky limey tequila-y cheeks and get stuck in..

5. It will all get a bit squirmy - repeat as required :)

"She loves a good tequila rimming"
"Me too, and the more I do it the better her arse looks!"

by BasculeW April 20, 2014

Tequila gawk

A Tequila gawk is performed by pouring a line of salt along a penis and taping a lime wedge to the balls. Then whomever is sucking the dick, takes a shot of tequila, deepthroats the dick and licks the limey balls.

Wanting to spice up their sex life and get shit faced at the same time Dan and Moomoo decided to do Tequila gawks instead of shots.

by Grynn Rockatansky July 25, 2018