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Temecula

Temecula is boring, nice weather, conveiently located between san diego and La and beaches. Although it is an hour or so drive to these destinations, Temecula itself lacks any sorce of entertainment except maybe pechanga. Which actually is pretty cool... if you are over 21.
Temecula is full of drugs, and people who think they are hardcore. They act like they are in gangs and from the ghetto, but none of them even know what being in the ghetto is. They talk like they're from the ghetto, sayin nigga after every word, but they're all white and are just ignorant sob's.

Temecula is full of bro's and bor ho's. They think they are bad ass because they own dirt bikes, but none of them ride, they just own them because they think it's cool.

All they really do is sit around and smoke weed all day and talk about how awesome their dirt bike ride went that never happened.

Most of the kids have tattoo's of stupid things like a tattoo of a giant toilet on their forearm. Many just get a tattoo because everyone else is doing it.
What the hell is a temecula?
by feces face March 7, 2011
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Tamerism

(1) a joke that makes little or no sense in broken English and/or to laugh at your own joke as if it were funny. (2) to drive your uncle’s Infinity into a mailbox because you fell asleep at the wheel. (3) to send your friends at least 50 articles a day about Israeli occupation and expect them to read each one thoroughly. (4) to sleep with a pledge and never tell your best friends. (5) then play it off when your buddy get in an assload of trouble for the same thing. (6) to play covert/overt mind games, astonishingly well with people (usually girls) who are of much lower intellect pathetic. (7) drinking sambosso (or araq). (8) smoking twenty-five cigarettes a day. (9) telling everone you’re Russian and speaking with a Russian accent when you’re drunk. (10) acting like you know everything. (11) telling people with OPINIONS that they are wrong. (12) telling questions. (13) acting like Lawrence of Arabia while obviously residing in the United States when damn near no one has any clue who Lawrence of Arabia is.
“Let me tell you why this is wrong, John”
“What does the Isreali say about bad tea… blame it on the Chinese, complain to the British and get the Americans to look see what they did to my tea…” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
Of course I am only kidding”
by John Stefano March 8, 2004
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Temecula

A growing middle-class bedroom community in the southern part of Riverside County, California. Most people living here commute to San Diego, Orange County, and Los Angeles, and often spend 2-3 hours each way on the freeway because cost of living here is lower.
I couldn't afford a house in San Diego, which is where I work. I bought a large house in Temecula, but often spend most of my life on the Interstate 15 between work and home.
by partyrockstar222 September 8, 2016
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Shrew tamer

A man whose charm and masculine powers of seduction render even the most empowered women vulnerable to him. A feminist's Kryptonite. Derived from William Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew."
Person 1: I hear Tim got into April's panties.
Person 2: Yeah, pretty impressive. She's always saying she doesn't need a man.
Person 1: He's a shrew tamer, all right.
by ontherocks456 December 17, 2010
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Temere

a guy who never wheres shoes, also a very gorgeous black man
by Danny Brabham June 20, 2008
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Teeroy'ing

The act of saying odd, disturbing, and comical things for no apparent reason. Often making the party being Teeroy'd feeling scared,awkward, or out of place. Usually done when someone is high, out of it, or tripping off acid.
Male Senior: Ay Little Boy, Ay!
Male Freshman: Huh?
Male Senior: I'll suck yo dick for a dolla nigga!
Male Freshman: Ummm Ummm No Thanks (Walks away)
Senior: You just mad you got a small penis!
Friends: (Laugh) Dude you Teeroy'ing
by Teeroyzz August 4, 2009
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tamerlane

If this is your name, then you are very special and have good things to come. You probably have a nice girlfriend and several people who have a crush on you. Your also really hot and people may say they hate you, or think your ugly but they are actually really jealous and will miss you when you’re gone. Also your nickname is T.J.
Girl one: uhh I can’t believe tamerlane he’s soooo annoying

Girl two: idk I kind of like him
Girl one: WHAT HOW he’s so annoying and fugly!!!
Girl two: umm you said just last week that he was hot...
Girl one: ok fine your right,I want to marry tj.
by Notanyoneyouknowsorry March 18, 2021
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