Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

dirty telly

Lil’ bow-legged hood n**** with a nine inch

That’s a dirty Telly right there.
That man is a is considered a dirty Telly .

by Twiz September 23, 2021

Telly Tubbies

Large, lumbering beasts that walk around endless plains, feasting on human souls. They are also quite gay, and have lamps on their head.

Jerremy: EVERYBODY RUN! THE telly tubbies ARE COMING FOR OUR SOULS! DONT LET THE LAMP REFLECTIONS SEE YOU!

by TheTrue209 February 25, 2023

tally telly

Television broadcasted game results

Oh, oh, oh, laugh from your belly when checking the tally telly.

by Hercolena Oliver December 29, 2008

telly action

Slang for a hotel party.

“John just sent me the address for the party tonight, but it’s at a hotel. Guess it’s a telly action.”

by beeswithlegs February 19, 2023

espresso telly

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.

Eh fam, you bingin’ Traitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up

by Arcwords January 17, 2025

Tellis

Tellis is a very lovable person. He is a person that won't judge you, so don't think about judging him. He is someone that's going to care for you when you're at your lowest. You can love Tellis and you can hate Tellis, but I'm pretty sure you're going to love him. I love Tellis. I think you should be friends with Tellis.

Person 1: Who's That
Person 2: That's Tellis
Person 1: I wanna talk to Tellis
Person 2: Go ahead

by Iamtherealvvv June 02, 2023