Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.

Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.


Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

Television

A really big version of a computer screen. Mostly used to display pointless videos and for console gaming. Very popular among humans.

Jack turned on the television and there was nothing on. He kept watching anyway.

by Nnnni! January 8, 2013

sexiest women on television

Described as WWE Divas or Total Nonstop Action Wrestling Knockouts.

Sexiest Women on Television::
Torrie Wilson, WWE Diva;
Gail Kim, TNA Knockout

by jprobinson March 27, 2008

reality television

A mutated bread of documentry television that was once inovative, but today is a faux depiction of life, with scripted lines, and ignorant participants. Shows are typically pumped with drama, alcohol and sex. Reality tv is partially responsable for the downfall of American society.

The MTV show "the Real World" is a prime example of reality television. This show places 7 random strangers in a house in order to depict "reality". The show focuses on the housemates' adventures at parties, the sexual escapades they participate in, and their drunken rage.

by a. kathleen January 24, 2007

television

An electronic box that sits in the corner of your living room which emits moving pictures and sound when turned on. Also TV, idiot box.

"We bought a new television yesterday."

by star8706 February 2, 2003

television

Once envisioned to be the replacement for books and a useful educational tool. Now it is simply a useful method for the government to send subliminal messages and propganda to the masses, and for businesspeople to brainwash said masses into buting their low-quality products.

And it is quite surprising and scary that there are millions of people out there who ACTUALLY buy the products aired on late-night television commercials.

by AYB June 20, 2003

Television

American band formed in 1973 in New York during the birth of punk and having a major impact on punk, new wave and alternative music with their first album titled "Marquee Moon" in 1977. Their sound was based around minimalism, and the raw sound of garage rock of the 60's, a far cry from what may be considered "punk" today. While they may be labeled a protopunk band, their influence comes in at a later date than other bands under such label.

Tom Verlaine (Guitar/Keyboard/Lead Vocals)
Richard Lloyd (Guitar)
Fred Smith (Bass Guitar)
Billy Ficca (Drums)

Television's "Marquee Moon" belongs in every rock music lovers collection.

by Mike May 2, 2007