teets

Convo fillers, avoid awkward situations.

"Teets mate"

"what the teets?"

"Nice Jersey man."
"Teets."

"How was the exam? Have you finished your assignment?"
"Teets."

When you don't know what to say,

"TEETS."

Have Teets day Mate.

by Ynfan November 3, 2019

Winking the teet

When a person squeezes the remaining wine from a boxed wine bladder.

When you get done winking the teet, open the new box of wine

by Dagwood yumstead October 15, 2021

Super Teet

Yo you remember my boi frozone from the Incredibles? A super teet is the super suit he used to save the day. Except it's just a big titty instead! A milky weapon for a milky guy!

HONEY, WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. TEET? Super Teet
(Noun)

by Superteet June 15, 2018

Teeted

Kinda like when you fart it’s like

“Oops I farted said my friend marissalola”
But instead of fart it’s
Oops I teeted

Oops I teeted

by Teeted June 26, 2018

dj rabid teet

dj.producer who makes edm music that uses rabbits as his branding

just heard dj rabid teet got a new e.p dropping!

by housejacker05 August 28, 2018

TEET

When an android must analyse evidence via smoking, this is called a TEET.

Hank: Connor what the fuck r u doin
Connor: TEET

by RK420 June 11, 2018

Teets

New Zealand slang. Popular in the East Coast. Sometimes spelt as teats. It’s used to describe someone/something as being useless; boring; pathetic; underwhelming; inconvenient etc. It is essentially used to characterise a person or object and sometimes a situation as having a negative trait.

“Don’t be a teets c*nt, just come out with the boys.”

“His car breaks down heaps, f*cking teets.”

“He’s so teets oi, did you hear he cheated on Maria?”

“My night was so teets, I got dragged out just to sober drive.”

by KaptainKefs December 21, 2021