Technical Nude

When you get a picture that's seductive enough to jerk it to but not actually a nude.

Just got half a nipple from Katie mother fucking Cooper. Technical Nude!

by Okibum18 August 17, 2016

technicity online

Technicity online, a game based off the game "Zelda" online, but a lot better. Technicity Online is an RPG game with , magic, quest, basing, and more.

bro, come play technicity online with me. we can fight 1v1 using our magic skills.

by yoahi May 21, 2017

technical lobotomy

The condition where you have so much of your life, knowledge, etc. on your smart phone and you subsequently lose/break it. Basically, half or more of your intellect disappears when your phone is disabled or lost.

Dude, I just lost my phone and I'm suffering from a technical lobotomy.

by cgoodric August 13, 2012

technical testosterone

The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.

Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.

by RaymondKing June 10, 2011

technical malfunction

Phrase used to cover up total incompetence and or stupidity

My computer had a convenient technical malfunction as it failed to sync with my iPad, so I have now been double booked for the meeting

by Swanno December 20, 2013

Technically Legal

its legal but not really

EG:
a StripClub Is Technically Legal.
Prostitution is Technically Legal.

by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012

Technical Masochism

When you are a nerd and can't get enough high so you go on taking longer non-efficient paths just to be able to rant about your IT frustration about things.

> installs a chinese rom that you cant even half read
>ranting that rom cause you cant read it

Bruh, you are showing symptoms of Technical Masochism
A new level of maso

by Anime Kaizoku February 10, 2021