when an older man and a younger man have sexual intercourse, the younger man on his back with his legs over the older mans shoulders is being penetrated anally whilst having a sex aid shoved in his mouth.
by GRAND KING PISSER January 15, 2010

by Dirtpig March 3, 2015

Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.
Dude, I'm falling in love with this girl. She's so sweet and has the most radiant smile. I could actually see myself marrying her. I think I'd like to have her for a Black Teacup Pig this weekend.
by Lonely in Lyons July 12, 2010

When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!
by allison's giant bush December 8, 2013

by mincona January 2, 2008

When one eats a girl out and catches the squirt with there tongue by making a teacup shape then pouring the squirt in her belly button.
by Thatbroham50 December 12, 2024

when bobby got his goody bag snatched from the mailbox he gave andrea a teacup t-bag like only a carnie can do
by Spinnifer February 22, 2023
