Taxi Invite

When a person is invited to an event or outing simply because another person or group of people needed to bum a ride off of them.

"Who the hell invited Simon?"
"He was Mrs. Mineuse's taxi invite. She can't drive."

by Pecca Belletier July 19, 2012

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taxi farm

A large group of Asian girls on a dance floor.

My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013

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taxi hack

A person who offers rides illegally for a negotiated price. These may no longer exist since the creation of ride share.

I’m gonna get a taxi hack from Broad & Erie to my house.

by Philly Larry February 18, 2021

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When you take a girl home after a night out to do a bit of the horizontal shuffle and in a moment of painful sobriety you realise you've pulled a whale. Realising you need to get this mammoth out of the house before your mates see her you stop riding her and call her a taxi home. Like most taxi-rides the money you pay is rarely worth it.

"Dude what was going on in your room last night?"
"taxi-ride"
"oh... are you OK?"
"I'd rather not talk about it."

by Sebb May 24, 2005

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taxi fer white

This term can be used when someone has taken too much alcohol or drugs and has gone very pale and is usually sick or passed out whitey and really needs to go home. Usually it is taking the piss out of the whitey victim.

John sees Mike whiteying in the corner.
John shouts to anyone nearby, "Ha ha taxi fer white". Mike groans and throws up.

by Decman December 10, 2007

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