Definitions by Sebb

taxi ride 

When you take a girl home after a night out to do a bit of the horizontal shuffle and in a moment of painful sobriety you realise you've pulled a whale. Realising you need to get this mammoth out of the house before your mates see her you stop riding her and call her a taxi home. Like most taxi-rides the money you pay is rarely worth it.

"Dude what was going on in your room last night?"
"taxi-ride"
"oh... are you OK?"
"I'd rather not talk about it."

taxi ride by Sebb May 24, 2005

hindenburg 

A word for when a girl is giving you, through inexperience or sheer malice, a particularly toothy blowjob. As her teeth scrape down your shaft you are forced to cry "Oh the humanity!".

"Dude, how was that girl last night?"
"Hindenburg."
"Ouch, sorry man."

hindenburg by Sebb May 24, 2005