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Mega-tasking

Performing 5 or more tasks at the same time. Mega-tasking should not be attempted if you are an idiot.
I was working on an excel spreadsheet, writing a word document, taking on the phone, checking my email, eating lunch and drinking a soda at the same time... I was mega-tasking.
by Lobozzo July 16, 2008
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Taskmaster

A marvel character. He has th power to copy almost any phisical feat he sees. He mostly copy's opponets fighting styles. Due to this he often looses other memories. He caries copys of hero's wepons. He can not copy super human feats becuse his body can not handle the stress.
I'm a total Taskmaster on MVC3!
by Dude 700 June 16, 2011
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a girl who’s so beautiful and loves riverdale as a kid and ships many people. She falls for the helpful, kind people and her best friend is probably a aquarius. she is the most best person you know!
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Taskalanche

A taskalanche is an event that occurs when a cohesive collection of tasks, usually in a vertical gains sufficient mass to overcome the friction permitting its precarious balance upon a sheer vertical mountain of other, typically older, tasks.

In contrast to an "avalanche" which slides and follows down a slope, a taskalanche typically topples. While there is often an initial diagonal rotational movement, the mass of tasks tends to become airborne, able to fly individually, then striking downward with an unnaturally coordinated and concentrated initial high-energy crushing impact followed by a trailing stream of additional tasks.

The precipitating event - commonly referred to as "the straw that broke the camels back" and other colorful metaphors - is usually the addition of one or more tasks in a haphazard or careless manner by a party ignorant of, or unconcerned with, the load-bearing capacity of the existing tasks and supportive structures.

Observers of a taskalanche may mock and/or sympathize with the victims, and there is a substantial amount of victim-blaiming, a belief that the victims brought this mess upon themselves through weakness such as procrastination, naiveté, idiocy, incompetence, ignorance, incontinence, negative karma, rambling run-on sentences, etc.

Victims of a taskalanche are typically defensive, believing all fault to lay with those that suggested or contributed the tasks, never their own failure to perform or be more selective about acceptance.
I just got hit with a taskalanche at work. I've been ignoring pointless tasks for years, and now suddenly they're all urgent and critical. Pick a lane, people.
by mesi October 7, 2020
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TaskRabbit

a Person that will do anything for a fee. Sexual favors are usually not off the table.
"Jim is such a TaskRabbit, I paid him a buck to suck my dick and he was down."
by chill.dolphins March 30, 2021
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Tasia

A Tasia is a girl with a big heart. Compared to all the other girls, she could be considered as an ordinary girl, but when you get to know her, she’s a gem. Not to mention how attractive and pretty she could be. Everyone likes her! A people person who anyone would feel comfortable just by being around her. Very strong, very determined, very forgiving and accepting people. She knows how to bring the best in people and knows how to make anyone feel like a million dollars. When she knows what she wants, she would do anything in her might for it. She is the type of person who could get hurt a lot, but still chooses to love unconditionally.

When you have a Tasia in your life, you are beyond lucky. I know I am. You hold her tight, and don’t ever let her go, don’t ever hurt her because she always tries to make people feel loved. If you ever lost a Tasia, be grateful you were given a chance to know her.

I love you, Tasia.
Tasia is as precious as a gem.
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Tasmiah

Hey, I'm Tasmiah
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