see Tarzan hear Jane

To see a gay man whose appearance is very muscled and masculine, and then to hear him speak in a very effeminate voice. Used to ridicule gay men who try to hide their effeminacy by working out and adopting the appearance of a he-man.

At first I thought Kurt was really hot, but it was see Tarzan hear Jane. As soon as he opens his mouth you know he's gay.

by Roody September 09, 2005

drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.

Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.

by BeerdedWonder July 06, 2018

Tarzaning

A term described by the actions of very desperate females who undeniably want a guy (primarily his dick) and are visably doing it so much, they are practically swinging off his dick.

Brandon -- Dude, he has so many girls chasing after him

Jon -- Yea but Danny won't do shit. They're practically tarzaning on him

by NumberThreeSloth August 10, 2011

Tarzan Tits

Prominent pectoral muscles on a man.

I work the fly machine at the gym because I want Tarzan tits like Vin Diesel’s.

by Mic Rofoon July 04, 2022

The Tarzan

When you are swinging from hemroid to hemroid while you are eating her ass

Felt like I was on Ninja Warrior as I was doing the Tarzan on her ass

by Kazrat March 19, 2022

Tarzan crust

A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.

Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.

by Tommy2 Tone March 07, 2024

Tarzan

Someone who doesn’t let go of their bf/gf till they have another in their hand, as is swinging from vine to vine.

A: "my current girlfriend decided to leave her then-boyfriend for me."
ten months later
A: "my ex-girlfriend left me for some other guy"
B: "She's a tarzan. She doesn’t let go of one vine till she has the other in her hand.

by Traumaform June 26, 2018