tardfog

The wave of particles that emanates from the brains of idiots. Anyone in its path are potential victims.

When he addressed the audience, a tardfog was released and lowered the IQ of everyone in the room.

by TazTalksYouListen September 17, 2019

Tardgasm

The adrenaline rush of an overwhelming orgasm after not climaxing for a very long time. Often resulting with the end user to make noises or faces resembling a retarded person.

"Bro, I finally got some action last night. That girl totally gave me that Tardgasm"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Tardocracy

The type of government you have now (circa 2022) in the USA. Where politicians are so retarded and so afraid to say what needs to be said and so disconnected and such grifters that it will be an absolute miracle if any of their names or children are respected at all within a decade let alone if they're not forcefully removed for the sake of decency.

Our tardocracy is so advanced in it's retardation that the tardocrats just keep patting themselves on the back while half of the people literally pray they could migrate to a new effin planet or wake up to a complete paradigm shift to escape their corruption, pandering, lying, lack of vision and implementation of systemic dysgenics.

by Patriot007 August 22, 2022

Tardopia

One of several cities across the world where exceptionally low IQ Tards reside. Characteristics of these cities include bums shitting in the street, high drug use, toothless addicts, abundance of brain-dead hippies, people too stupid to learn the native language, high percentage of socialists/communists, marijuana worshipers, carjackers, openly infected prostitutes and high concentration of meth labs.

Ashbury, dib you see they's gonna rename San Francisco to Tardopia?

No, man, Tardo......whaaat.......you gonna smoke dat last ice-rock, Doveman, cuz I reallllllly wana smoke it.

by Soooozie Screwz August 14, 2024

Tardigan

Another word for child.

This tardigan is noisy as fuck its making me go insane.

by TheMCveteran March 12, 2025

big tardos

Means big retard. lingo from the kimo handbook (age of mythology titans ra player from crounenberg76)

ur a big tardos and if u not happy its same

by cocacolainurass August 6, 2018

Dl tradography

The study of and for dl trade

I plan to study dl tradography with minor in art design.

by Bluewallp January 16, 2026