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Tames Jofan

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Wild hearts cant be tamed

Mary Suzanna Clark has a wild heart that cant be tamed.

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Uncle Taming

the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock
"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"
by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020
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Ostrich Taming

Getting your grandpa to put his beer down and come to the table for thanksgiving.
"Who's ostrich taming tonight"
"Not me"
by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 November 25, 2020
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Tame Turkey

The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.
by QuacksO November 28, 2020
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Reagan Lisle Tame

He is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is always there for his friends. He’s not afraid to talk to girls. Reagan Lisle Tame is usually very kind and handsome. Everyone needs a Reagan Lisle Tame in there life
Everyone needs a Reagan Lisle Tame in there life
by tiny dog September 29, 2020
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Reagan Lisle Tame

Reagan’s are the kindest type of people in the world. He will make your day better any way that he can. He is the kindest person on earth. Reagan is the type of person that has a a lot of female friends. Reagan is always there for anyone when they are in need. If you have a Reagan in your life don’t lose him.
Everyone needs a Reagan Lisle Tame.
by tiny dog September 29, 2020
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