blackened talapia

A phrase used to describe a woman's bruised vagina resulting from vigorous thrusting.

Example: Simon gave Amy a blackened talapia after an evening of pounding.

by Heater holder December 7, 2013

Dirty Talan

A Dirty Talan is when your partner peals away the skin on your balls and gives you a blowjob/ handjob with it before rubbing it on their face.

Dude, Emma gave me a Dirty Talan last month. She had me in the hospital for 3 weeks, bro.

by hi_i_am_elmo November 17, 2020

Talamo

(Talamos Kevinius) The first documented sub-species of Homo Erectus that can fully communicate with regular humans. Apart from the disposition to exhibit Tourette Syndrome-like characterizations, an average talamo will be complacent unless provoked. If you are walking in the woods, do not bring any Comcast electricians or Chinese people with you, as this greatly angers the talamo. The average talamo doesn't eat much, but all of your Jack Daniels stock should be securely fastened to a tree branch at least 12 feet above the ground. If you are confronted with an enraged talamo or a mother talamo with cubs, there are many methods you may employ to escape with little to no harm. Some Jack Daniels thrown in the opposite direction could give you ample time to run away. Simple magic tricks, loud fireworks, discussing Verizon FIOS, or asking embarrassing, misleading questions could leave the talamo in a state of stupor for long enough to get away.

"I ran into a talamo the other week in the woods. He was wearing a brown Chap's Demin sweatshirt."

by Talamo's Fan February 6, 2008

talala

Talala has the same definition as penis.

Gunther says "please touch my talala".

by Gunther Talala December 15, 2008

talasia

Talasia is a pretty thick light skin girl with pretty dark sandy brown eyes she's tall and all the niggas want her she's a pimpcess and she only fucks with real people and her boyfriend treats her like shit but niggas be in her dms she's a nice person but don't get on her bad side or she will fuck u up

Talasia is pretty

by Asiiaa January 10, 2017

Talan

Talan is the most bad ass mother fucker in the world he is usually tall with curly blond hair And is good at football and basketball and will fuck your mom and kick your ass if you talk shit

Yo holy shit that’s Talan he kicked my ass in the parking lot I’m not gonna fuck with him

by The big cock 69420123456 October 22, 2019

Talar

A beautiful, sweet armenian girl whose cooler than ice (?)

Umm i have no idea what to say

by jackpot January 9, 2005