A variation of titfuck where a man lays down with his legs spread out, holding his cock up with his hand flat on his pelvis, letting the busty woman come on top of him on all fours with her knees between his legs, having her tits hang down with the length of his cock in between them, leaving about an inch of space between her nipples and his hand that is holding his cock up. As this happens, the women sways her tits from left to right, coincidently making his dick move left to right with them, rubbing the sides of it, without letting them hit it or slide off of it.
by ROFLcycle June 7, 2013
Get the Swaying Titfuck mug.A sex act of outercourse in which a man places his penis between the breast cleveage of a women. The woman raps her breast cleveage arounds his penis and moves her breast up and down until the man cum in pleasure. Warning this sex act can produce a pearl necklace. This sex act is done inplace of intercourse. This sex act can be preformed in the following positions. 1. The woman lays on her back and the man climbs on the woman's chest and places his penis between her breast cleveage and the woman raps her breast cleveage around his penis. 2. The man lays on his back and the woman is on her knees and takes his penis into her breast cleveage and raps her breast cleveage around his penis. Warning cum can hit the woman in the eye in position No. 2
This sex act is also known by the following names Titfuck,Tittyfuck,Titwank,Tittywank,Udderfuck,Jugfuck,Juggfuck.
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Written commentry of cybersex conducted infront of all your contacts on social networking site Twitter.
@me is banging on the kitchen table @you
@their is enjoying reading @me and @you's Twitfuck and wants to join in.
@their is enjoying reading @me and @you's Twitfuck and wants to join in.
by Glittery Halo February 25, 2009
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–verb (used with object)
1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.
2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.
3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
–verb (used with object)
1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.
2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.
3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!
Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?
Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!
Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?
Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
by squareb August 7, 2009
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by Bollypoop January 8, 2004
Get the Twitbanger mug.Bullshit placeholder meme invented by the Texas-based 'Global Language Monitor' to refer to the 'next big social media thing'(tm) to change all our lives.
Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?
Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?
We were gonna arrange the party on 'TwitFlocker', but instead we worked on an encryted and distributed IRC so we could unleash LOIC DDOS Wikileaks revenge attacks on Paypal/VISA/Mastercard et al in a more reliable and coordinated fashion - and not get taken down at the first sign of sabre-rattling from the US government.
by ahh_but_of_course December 10, 2010
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