paper tweet

A tweet that decieves your followers into thinking you are at one place, when you are actually at another place, or doing something, having something (etc), when you are doing the opposit.

Paper tweet, off to Hawaii! (But in reality he is just staying at homes playing video games).

by ryanwarmwater October 10, 2011

Send Tweet

Something you put at the end of your tweet when you're fully aware that your tweet could be a controversial opinion

"Liking ass is even grosser than liking feet send tweet"

by Niggaball February 1, 2020

Mean tweets

Best USA President ever was removed because of mean tweets.

Gas prices are sky rocketing, but at least we got rid of the mean tweets.

by Bunglefk May 15, 2021

tweet fuck

When people follow each other on Twitter.

It was nice meeting you, lets tweet fuck.

by frankf5 March 9, 2010

deja tweet

When you're browsing facebook and see a status update and then 15 seconds later your twitter application announces that you have a new tweet which is of course your friend's facebook update that is tied into twitter.

I saw Jason's facebook status update and then a minute later twitux told me he had updated. Deja tweet.

by Blunt Roller May 18, 2009

butt tweet

When you have a Twitter client on your Blackberry / Mobile phone and it randomly sends out a message inadvertently.

ChuckBrown: Qpq¶pQ
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P

SWsmith: Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!

by mrmindllock February 15, 2010

drop a tweet

The act of inadvertently ( or purposely) ratting out a friend , acquaintance or celebrity using Twitter.

( Also see drop a dime or snitch)

Dave though he had the perfect alibi for missing date night with his steady girl friend until Bob dropped a tweet that he was getting a lap dance at Mr G's Gentleman's club.

Tiger was sneaking off from sex addiction rehab until a local waitress threatened to drop a tweet on him.

by GFeet February 27, 2010