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zhu zhu toys

any toxic lead based toy from china
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by cheaptrickrick December 7, 2009
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Sex Toys for Men

Sex toys for men come in various designs and specifications. While those who are familiar to sex toys do not find any difficulty in choosing one but beginners often find themselves in a hitch over the selection. The more the options are, the greater is the confusion. If you want to know how to choose sex toys for men, you have landed at the right place. Just give 5 minutes of your time and you will have a detailed knowledge on the matter as soon as you reach the end.
<b>Male Sex Toys</b>
Male sex toys come in two basic forms-

A) Masturbators

B) Performance boosters

The performance boosters include the penis ring which is known to delay the climax and help to last longer in bed. The ring is wear at the penis base and there is usually a vibrator attached to it. The vibrator is meant to give a pulsating thrill to the male testes or to the female clitoris during the sexual intercourse. Thus penis ring is not just male sex toy but also sex toy for couple’s fun.

When someone talks about sex toys for men, masturbators come to mind initially. Most of the sex toys for men are made super soft like the inside of a vagina. They give a realistic penetrating sensation and you can imagine yourself having real sex while you masturbate with it. The shape and the texture differ from one masturbator to another. Some are meant to be held by hand while some are meant to be hands-free. Those sex toys for men which are hands-free are most sought after like the Sex Doll for men.
While masturbators target on giving the pleasure of real sex, some sex toys for men like Auto Rotation Lover have gone an extra mile. With the auto rotation lover, you do not even have to thrust your way in and out the sex toy; all you have to do is to insert your penis into the orifice of the auto rotation lover and press the start button. The rotations make sure that you keep flying into the realm of extreme bliss until you ejaculate. Just a simple button press and you are ready to enjoy the gusts of sexual pleasure without a partner.
by Akash@sexcare September 23, 2017
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tinker toys

1) A set of toys use to make things. See Legos, Mega Blocks

2) Your cock.
1) im gun go play wit my tinkkker toyz

2) I'm gonna play with my tinker toys.
by AutisticPsycho October 17, 2004
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squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts
dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man
by k-trizzle May 30, 2006
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Squeeze Toys

Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.
Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?
by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018
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Smokin' Tinker Toys

A phrase used to denote an activity that appears productive however is neither productive nor fun. Can also denote unproductive behavior.

The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.
Ex.: “There were piles of paperwork and tickets to process on his desk, but he spent most of the day smokin' tinker toys.”
by GiordanoB June 16, 2018
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Billion suprise toys

a couple kidnaps a living fridge and steals its organs by saying "Do you have SAoWcEs?"
Billion suprise toys baisically:

"Fridge, Fridge?"
"Yes papa?"
"Do you have sauces"
*sigh* "here's my ribcage-"
by spongebobs left toe June 13, 2021
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