1: Touchdown commonly refer to scoring a goal in (American) Football.
2: Touchdown may refer to a solid piece of fecal matter touching the water in the toilet before being separated by muscles in the anal ring contracting.
2: Touchdown may refer to a solid piece of fecal matter touching the water in the toilet before being separated by muscles in the anal ring contracting.
Exampel 1 Hey, did you see the game last night? O.J. Simpson scored a touchdow against the Washington Redskins.
Exampel 2 You won’t believe what happened at the toilet. I made a touchdown!
Exampel 2 You won’t believe what happened at the toilet. I made a touchdown!
by Pat Fenis June 12, 2019
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by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024
Get the Toblerone Touchdown mug.What the fuck are all these random definitions of touchdown. A touchdown is when you get into the end zone in football not some random definition of shit. Seriously this website has turned into a site where people look up random vulgar shit.
by Skibidi toilet lover November 28, 2023
Get the Touchdown mug.When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.
The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.
by HarpMonger September 4, 2022
Get the Iowa touchdown mug.The act in which you launch your body off of a stationary object and into the vagina of a human female. While in the air, you shout, "I'm cumming in hot". This is usually done while wearing a cape.
by SuperheroTouchdown October 6, 2016
Get the Superhero Touchdown mug.What the fuck are all these random definitions of touchdown. A touchdown is when you get into the end zone in football not some random definition of shit. Seriously this website has turned into a site where people look up random vulgar shit.
by Skibidi toilet lover November 28, 2023
Get the Touchdown mug.The act of having sexual intercourse with the same woman 6 separate times. To get the extra point, immediately after the 6th time, she has to give you head to the Eminem song "Lose Yourself", and then you must nut promptly as you hear "Moms Spaghetti". To convert a 2 point conversion, you must two pump either her mom or one of her siblings on the same calendar date as the completion of the 6th time.
Bro1: Bro I scored a touchdown on Karen last night. Bro2: Did you make the extra point? Bro1: nah I went for 2 and ended up getting my pipe stuck in her 12 year old sister :(
by Jesus Collin November 6, 2018
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