by Queen Lateefah November 18, 2021
Get the Touchdownmug. Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)
Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
by Teezy Tuco January 19, 2024
Get the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)mug. when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.
by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024
Get the Toblerone Touchdownmug. The Tenth Grade Touchdown is a great way to trick your best buds. While in late middle school or early high school a young male uses a 14 inch long piece of floss in his teeth after a couple of days without brushing his teeth, ensuring he uses as much of the full piece as possible.
While the floss is still wet, the young lad then drops his drawers and rubs the floss in there pee hole. After a good scrub he wraps the floss around his penis for the next 3 to 6 hours, or over night.
Once the floss is remover you boy precedes to gym glass to meet his friends in the locker room. He whips out his rig and allows his friends to smell his penis. With the shit smell of the floss on his dong he can then convince his friends he has achieved recent anal sex with a human woman.
While the floss is still wet, the young lad then drops his drawers and rubs the floss in there pee hole. After a good scrub he wraps the floss around his penis for the next 3 to 6 hours, or over night.
Once the floss is remover you boy precedes to gym glass to meet his friends in the locker room. He whips out his rig and allows his friends to smell his penis. With the shit smell of the floss on his dong he can then convince his friends he has achieved recent anal sex with a human woman.
“Hey Bud, remember the time I buttfucked Rachel in the 10th grade? I have to come clean, I did a Tenth Grade Touchdown it was all a lie.”
by MWSbro August 9, 2021
Get the Tenth Grade Touchdownmug. Being released from confinement or incarceration.
by MoMo28 December 31, 2020
Get the Touchdownmug. Three hours after last nights football game Steve and Joe did the Tallahassee Touchdown while drunk.
by Slaphappygrandpappy November 9, 2013
Get the tallahassee touchdownmug. When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.
The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.
by HarpMonger September 4, 2022
Get the Iowa touchdownmug.