Toolosexual

derived from the common insult tool. A toolosexual only likes loves or engages in sexual acts with other tools

toolosexual: (we're going down to the tool bar where we can meet other interesting toolosexauls)

by hobbit1923 January 8, 2012

Tooliest

The largest, biggest..... etc.

"You are the tooliest tool of all tools."

by Torgera January 17, 2012

Toolbok

The most basic Toolbok among Asians, it consists of Rice, Weebu's, Boogie Smalls, Boats, Anime, Ducks, Manga, Chopsticks, Hentai and Malaysian Airlines MH370.

Kevin Liew - Can I Have some Rice and Chopsticks please.
Han Nguyen - Sure, I'll take it out of my Toolbok.

by Danesh Danny B August 21, 2016

toolie no condom

A toolie is a gun and a condom means "safe sex" so a toolie with no condom is a Gun No Safetey

Rubys Got A Fuckin Problem, Toolie No Condom, Watch My Brain Splatter On The Fuckin Column

by RickysRicochet May 22, 2018

Tooling

The act of a person draping their arm over a date or significant other to rest their arm and seemingly show affection. Hand must hang loosely over the shoulder as if the shoulder is purely an arm rest.

Look at that frat boy tooling their date.

by hoferwannabe June 14, 2019

toolbox meeting

Essentially a meeting where some pompous egotistical twat of a manager gets you into work outside of hours to download a bunch of rubbish information you probably already know.

Man I had to attend a toolbox meeting for work this morning. We’ve talked about the same safety issues 4 weeks in a row now.

by ellieamee November 5, 2019

rusty toolbox

Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.

Lemme eat that rusty toolbox, nobody else will.

by TheLetsGetItGuy January 28, 2017