tony 

A male who opts to sit down and pee out of concern for the future cleanliness of the bathroom. Such as nights of excess drinking or half awake 2 am pisses.

"Last night I got so drunk I was worried Id miss the toilet when I pissed so I totally pulled a Tony out of respect for the owners of the bathroom."

tony by josh joshin January 11, 2009

Tony 

Tony is the cutest person you could ever meet. Tony has many friends and has zero enemies. Tony is a huge athlete and a great baseball player. Tony is small but mighty.

Hey look its are all-star baseball player Tony.

Tony by gummyberries June 19, 2019

Tony 

has a big nose that looks like a chile pepper

See that tony there? Oh you mean the chile pepper?

Tony by Big Chile Dog January 1, 2012

Tony 

A guy who is a complete ass and dumps you for absolutely no reason at all. This kind of guy is a realy asshole and you dont need a guy like this. He is a toolbox and does what his freinds tell him to do follows crowd he also hangs out with the wrong people and doesnt know his "rights" from "wrongs." He is a true playa and just tries to get some action.

On the other hand he is thhe greatest smooth talker, and knows how to treat a girl. He sings great and knows how to make someone laugh and have a good time. Hes very outging and isnt afraid to express who he is in public. Hes the greatest kind of guy you will ever meet, just watch out </3

gilr 1: *cries*
girl 2: wats wrong?
girl 1: my boyfriend
girl 2: omg dude i told you get rid of him hes a tony!!

Tony by Kaley December 9, 2008

Tony 

Life.

"TONY??"
"LIFE DUHHHHHH"

Tony by <33333. August 2, 2008

Tony 

An awful move in tennis, where the player attempts to make a winning shot (usually an overhead smash) at the ball and instead gets a racketful of air. Is very humiliating to any tennis player and is almost guaranteed to end their career.
Named after a person of the same name who pulls this shot constantly.

Dude, that one guy just pulled a Tony. I bet he'll never play tennis again.

Tony by SenorKrabs May 7, 2011

Tony 

a selfish, alcoholic, drug-addict waste of space and good oxygen loser; a poster child for the use of condoms

That guy is a real Tony!

Tony by lkts August 26, 2008