not today brah

expression used in refusal or denial

After blocking a spike in volleyball, I exclaimed, "Not today brah!"

by VBKev May 9, 2010

Today Notice

When giving your employer notice of your resignation, you kindly offer a "today notice" rather than a "two week" notice.

Disgruntled Employee: "On 'Bring Your Child to Work Day' my boss told me that he didn't care that it was raining, I still had to walk 6 blocks to pick up some cupcakes for his fat kid."

Friend: "What did you do?"

Disgruntled Employee: "I turned in my 'today notice.' I quit today."

by Memphis in your review mirror. May 21, 2011

todays mathematics

It is a breakdown of the numerical values found in the date numbers. Because each number has a specific meaning, each date has its own mathematics.

Yo bro. What are todays mathematics looking like?

by ButtaBiscuit June 4, 2022

Today’s Mass Shooting

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.

“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Later Today and Tomorrow

Sometime in the next week or two

WOTC will announce an announcement of a future announcement later today and tomorrow

by PercZ May 21, 2020

I was Frozen Today!

An argument ender. It will disorient your opponent the second you utter it. The phrase was used in Suburban Commando, but the use of the sentence was made by The Nostalgia Critic.

Guy 1: "You think you've got it bad?"
Guy 2: "Yes. Worse than you."
Guy 1: "I was frozen today!"

by Dyonus09 October 7, 2009

Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.

I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????

by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019