Tobias Kristjansen

It is a really sexy man and he has a Huge dick

wow are you tobias kristjansen

yeah how did you know

you have a huge dick and you are so sexy

by mads grosen November 8, 2018

Tobias

gay, homoseksuell og homofil

Tobias like menn

by Tobias like menn October 11, 2022

Tobias Juul

A man with a 2 centimeter penis who invented the fork.

"Oh do you not know Tobias Juul? He invented the fork and has a 2 centimeter long penis."

by peppethegreat May 9, 2019

tobias fate

A hardstuck D1 gp "One trick"

Gay1: have you seen Tobias fate's New reddit play?

Gay1: you mean that harddtuck D1 OTP

by definetly not EmilM_dk April 26, 2017

Tobias pik

Tobias pik is so big and nice. All the girls love it

Omg i wish i had Tobias pik, its so nice.

I saw Tobias pik today, it was so huge.

by Tob- May 3, 2019

Tobias TV

Tobias TV has a little dick and needs to feel superior to martijn

hot black male:'Tobias, do the thug shaker!'
Tobias TV: 'nuh uh my dick is too small for that shit'

by xawg June 1, 2023

tobias forge

ah, yes. tortilla fridge! sorry, I meant tobias forge... why is there no definition for this man? I thought people loved ghost!

but anyways, he's a goofy man. trust me. and that's basically why everyone (in the ghost fandom at least) loves him! he has a FAT ASS. I JUST WANNA SQUISH IT... did I also mention that hes 4 PEOPLE AS ONE PERSON?? IN A MASK?? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HES THAT GOOFY ASS RAT MAN.

alsoooo he's honestly a very good singer. I mean... he's swedish, sooo... but why didn't he win a grammy for best metal performance this year? THE GRAMMYS LOOOOVES METALLICA ISTGGG. 72 seasons is their worst song ngl... but that's not the point!

also I'm listening to ghost while writing this... shhhhh...

my friend: omg did you hear that tobias forge was at the grammys??

me: REALLY?! I NEED TO SEE A PICTURE.

my friend: there's only one pic but okay...

by #1 primo enthusiast February 19, 2024