bought the wine

A phrase most commonly used to indicate that a man has been the victim of an adulterous partner. Also commonly used to indicate when a man is cuckolded.

Did you hear that Jim caught his girlfriend on the couch with another man while peering through a glass door? He really bought the wine.

by Wezzie22 July 29, 2014

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Wine aunt

An aunt with little to no interest in having children. Has much more interest in having a free and carefree life than the responsibilities of a family.

No I don’t think Miranda’s the mom friend I think she has wine aunt energy

by Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon May 22, 2021

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Wine Pong

To play a variation of a popular beer drinking game but with wine, because everyone loves wine.

Made popular by Dick.

Brah, we're gonna play Wine Pong. We're gonna get classy tonight.

by theDick. February 02, 2011

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panty wine

Blood from menstruation.

Katie was on her period this week. She produced quite a lot of panty wine this season.

by dejaflu January 24, 2012

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wine goggles

Similar to beer goggles (which makes unattractive women attractive due to drinking beer), wine goggles make pretentious, ugly art attractive. This is why wine is almost always served at art shows and gallery openings.

Brad: "Buffy, why is this hideous thing hanging on the wall?!?"

Buffy: "I bought it at Harriet's gallery opening this weekend. I drank too way too much wine. It looked better last night."

Brad: "You had wine goggles on."

by Bubba Gunoush July 08, 2013

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