Tilf

A Tilf is the acronym for “Teacher I’d like to f***k” same thing as a Dilf unless the dad is your teacher then you have a dwalt “dad who acts like my teacher” combine dwalt with a tilf or dilf and you get a dwalatilf “dad who acts like a teacher I’d like to f***k” <<< but that’s just a mouthful ;)

T•ilf

da•Walt

da•wal•tilf

Dude my dwalatilf is crazy!!

Bro did you see the *** on that tilf!?

by Mikeythedike March 14, 2019

tilford

hes has a huge penis and everyone likes him

yo your middle name is tilford? you have a big dick!!

by big black nigga balls 702 October 23, 2020

tilson

A beautiful, smart, amazing girl. She usually has a big booty but a good body. Her laugh is unusual but not crazy like a Maddys. She's gorgeous and a fabulous friend, if you find a Tilson never let her go even if she's weird sometimes

"Hey you know Tilson?"

"Yeah I love her."

"Doesn't everybody."

by Hotmotherfucker February 8, 2014

telfs

Telfs (plural)
Telf (singular)

Regional variation on chavs. Telfs are the stupid white underclass from the town of Telford in England (American's might call them white trash). They claim £8,000 a week in benefits which they spend on.....

BOYS; Gold Jewellery, 50 Cent Albums, Sportswear, Alchopops
GIRLS; Their 19 kids (or at least thats what they tell people, they more likely spend it on the same things the boys do)

Telfs are good for nothing except reproduction, which they excel at.

(Man walks in to Telford bus station)
Man: Excuse me, can I get past please?
Telf Girl: WTF! Get of me yo homo. My boyfriend Liam is gonna kick yo when he gets out of tha yung offenders unit. Can't yo c ive got me little babies Marshall and Mathers to luk afta......0h damn.....where did i leave em this time?
Man: Damn it I hate telfs

by dan(paste) July 11, 2007

TILF

Tutor I'd like to fuck.

Synonyms: Milf, Gilf

Gawwwd dayyum my tutors a tilf.

by nigamell0 March 18, 2014

TILF

Teacher I'd Like to Fuck

"Damn did you see Ms. Smith today? Her booty is so thicc She's such a TILF, I'd tap that."

by I need more sleep May 14, 2018

tills the soil

Another phrase of: hoe
Hoe; a bitch who dates a lot of dudes (less derogatory than slut)

Guy 1: Bro Kim K is so innocent. She def waited till marriage.
Guy 2: Bro are you being fr? She definitely tills the soil if you know what I mean. How do you think she got famous?

by Weird defined February 16, 2023