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Dusty the Cat

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Dusty the cat is that of Kenny Glenn. Kenny Glenn is a 13-year-old wannabe serial killer and soon-to-be anally raped juvie prisoner who posted videos on YouTube of himself abusing his cat Dusty. When this heinous act came to the attention of the fearless crime-fighters of the Internet Vigilante Group, it took less than 24 hours to identify, locate and dispatch the Party Van over to pick up the little shit and his camfag pal.

Dusty the cat was liberated and turned over to local veterinary for a check-up. Dusty fought to survive the faggot's attacks, knowing the one day he would be saved.

For his bravery, the 15th of Feburary is Dusty day. He shall go down in caturday history.
P1: Look, Dusty the Cat
P2: Oh, wow.
by Bar Low February 16, 2009
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Eek! The Cat

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Eek! The Cat (retitled Eek! Stravaganza in 1994) is an a cartoon,created by Steve Holland & Bill Kopp aired on Fox Kids and Savage Studios with animation by Nelvana. It ran from September 11, 1992 – August 1, 1997 on Saturday Morning Fox Kids ,

YTV from 1992 to 1998 in Canada.

Eek! the Cat is about a purple cat named Eek, living in the city of McTropolis, whose motto is "it never hurts to help". This attitude generally gets him into trouble, from which much of the humor of the show is derived. Other characters include Eek's human family, with whom he cannot talk to via spoken language; Sharky the Sharkdog (his worst nightmare), and Eek's girlfriend, Annabelle
Eek always puts others' safety, needs, and comfort before his own. Eek can talk with all animals and most humans, but oddly enough cannot talk with his owners.

He often exclaims "Kumbaya!" His motto is "It never hurts to help!", although with Eek this is rarely the case. The major running gag within the show is that Eek's selfless nature usually gets him in painful situations such as getting caught in mail and baggage sorters (both of which appear designed to intentionally damage their contents) and screaming "Oh Gosh It Hurts!" while the show's guitar riff theme played. Despite his misfortunes, episodes usually end with Eek rewarded in a way after he faces the adversity squarely and is selfless towards others.
by Blu_leef January 22, 2023
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Jinx is a god amongst his feline competitors
"Hey, have you heard about Jinx the Cat?"
"YES, I LOVE JINX THE CAT!!!!!1!!1!!!1!1"
by mrmrpizza May 20, 2022
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combing the cat

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guy: hey bro i saw your girl combing the cat last night if you know what i mean

guy 2: dang bro
by obamaishitler October 23, 2011
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When you have anal sex without lube and it creates enough friction to cook a cat.
Me and carol were cooking the cat last night
by Fearypai June 28, 2015
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Idiomatic expression meaning that a secret has been revealed, usually unintentionally, similar to the expression "to spill the beans." Can also be expressed as "the cat is out of the bag."
Bobby let the cat out of the bag when he accidentally mentioned to Amanda the surprise birthday party they were planning on throwing for her.
by VKaizer August 8, 2009
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A phrased commonly used to mean any number of things, including "take care," "leave meh alone," "we are talking in code now," and simply, "do not cut your cat into two equal sections."
Look, dont half the cat, but dont half the cat. NEXT time, dont half the cat. Also, my mom is listening, so dont half the cat.
by Fojoyord April 21, 2011
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