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witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms
Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022
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There's heat in the wood

A phrase that means that, there is a lot drama going on with a specific topic, and your tired of dealing with it.
There's heat in the wood, bout' my ex!
by Cryodrag1 May 17, 2022
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Nigger in the wood pile

When something is surprising or obscure.
When you find out you're 3% eastern European, grandma says "that's the nigger in the wood pile"
by Dr. Delarney May 10, 2025
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Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.
JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017
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it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
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Sap O' The Morning Wood

Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.
I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.
by Obloid July 1, 2014
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chop the morning wood

Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation
After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.
by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009
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