The thought concept of if you really want something, no matter the circumstances, just get it. No restrictions or excuses can get in your way of obtaining your goal no matter how big or small.
I was driving home from a trip one day and saw a billboard for a giant buttermilk biscuit. Being vegan, I thought to myself, "I can't have this". Then I said, "Fuck this, if I want a fucking biscuit, I'll have a damn biscuit". Since that day on, if I really want something, I'll go out and get it. This is Biscuit Theory in it's purest form.
by candiedbones September 7, 2017
Get the Biscuit Theorymug. by Tatsux April 13, 2011
Get the Tat's Theorymug. Monsters Theory is the now-mainstream belief that very large breasts on young, lean women is the single most attractive look a woman can have, despite it having a relatively limited genetic basis (as studies of female siblings have shown) There is no established explanation for how women with 25-30% body fat and large breasts have their figures but luck seems to play the biggest role, since their looks and their breasts both are not an accurate reflection of their parents. The theory that attractive parents produce attractive children has become eroded due to monsters theory. Monsters theory states that genetics play some role, but far less than expected and otherwise ugly, fat parents with not particularly good genes can unleash bombshells on the world.
Example: Guy 1: Did you see that girl at the gym? Man, those were huge!
Guy 2: Monsters Theory in action. Let the monsters do the talkin.’
Guy 3: You scared bro?
Guy 2: Monsters Theory in action. Let the monsters do the talkin.’
Guy 3: You scared bro?
by Eric Kazinsky November 3, 2015
Get the Monsters Theorymug. by InquisitiveNinja April 18, 2019
Get the Lockhart's Theorymug. The theory that everyone is part of a league of individuals whoose dating is restricted to the league. Leagues can be determined based on a number of factors, including physical appearance, profession, income, style of dress, preferred music genre, knowledge of game, etc.
According to league theory you are sure to be rejected by someone above your league, and u would be a loser to date someone below your league.
According to league theory you are sure to be rejected by someone above your league, and u would be a loser to date someone below your league.
League theory. Dat sum old bullshit fer real dawg. You can date and fuck anyone you want! This goes for everyone.
by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009
Get the league theorymug. a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)
by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007
Get the crackpot theorymug. The Quantum mechanics is a fundamental theory in physics that provides a description of the physical properties of nature at the scale of atoms and subatomic particles. It is the foundation of all quantum physics including quantum chemistry, quantum field theory, quantum technology, and quantum information science. It is provides accurate descriptions for many previously unexplained phenomena, such as black-body radiation and the stability of the orbitals of electrons in atoms. It has also given insight into the workings of many different biological systems, including smell receptors and protein structures. This is the hardest part of physics since you are able to create many advanced, high tech things.
by SasorSauce December 16, 2022
Get the Quantum Theorymug.