Thanos

A big thiccque, undoubtedly hot purple boi with a really cool space rock glove that you want to be fisted by

Thanos is so hot! I want him to choke me and call me daddy with that glove

by Thanos_Is_Daddy April 30, 2019

Thanos

A big purple grape that has a rock collection

Hey mum, can you get some grapes from the shop? "Yeah sure what kind?" The Thanos kind

by Thanos the grape May 08, 2019

Thanos

A Purple joss whedon

idk lol: thanos

by xX_BullyHunter_Mum_D3sTroY3R_X May 09, 2018

Thanos

(Th-an-oh-s) Verb- To kill someone without out touching or touching with out any deadly weapon, but only by mind

PersonA:"I'm going to kill you*thinks of anvil*"
PersonB:"What's that in the sky,wait is that a..."
PersonA:"Yesss, you just got Thanosed"

by The Maker II June 14, 2018

The Thanos

When you are about to cum, rest your nuts on her chin, and snap your fingers as half the population disappears and you leave.

I wanted to nut so I did The Thanos and left

by Chris Gr June 25, 2018

Thanos

A hottie. He’s v strong and is a big purple boi, he also is a rock collector. I mean what more could you ask for?!

Anyone:“Who is your crush again”
Grandma & everyone else: “ oh yeah Thanos he’s a stud”

by Mepouehsjsjsmsmndnd April 28, 2019

Thanos

A very purple man who sits in a chair floating in space and wants everyone to do what he wants them to do, being the lazy piece of crap that he is. he also wants everything to be perfectly balanced (even though it makes no sense because people will still populate messing up the entire balance)

"Did you know Thanos is going to be in Avengers Infinity War?"

by Fuego_Diego May 20, 2019