And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...
Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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The Stumble

When you get so drunk you stumble to your left whilst walking
"ahh, he's doing the stumble again"
by zooted_official March 15, 2022
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net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.
Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.
by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014
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bumble-stumbling

verb: (to be) to skip school without a valid reason and to be doing something else other than what you are supposed to be doing in school. This is also called truating in Great Britain
father: Peter, I have rotten eggs for you. Your school principal, Principal Skinner, just called and said you were bumble-stumbling at Cavendish Mall.

Peter: What the hell is it Principal Skinner's vegetable soup where i am during school hours, as long I get my homework done on time. And how in the devil's name did he find out anyways that I was at Cavendish Mall.

father: Walls have eyes and ears. He told me he used his spy-glass to look through his office window. besides Cavendish Mall is right across the street from your high school, no?
by Sexydimma September 26, 2012
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Stumble Fisted

Out drinking, a little past a legal limit, stumbling with two drinks, one in each hand.
I was out with My girl the other night and she had so many people buying her drinks she was Stumble Fisted.
by Red & Kiki February 20, 2012
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Stumble Biscuits

Pill that make you water artificial plants
Granny is watering the artificial plants again. Those are some good stumble Biscuits.
by Gurthang September 15, 2020
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Stumbled upon

Ha! Hahaha! You mean 'been thrown at!?' Is that what you mean!? Hahaha!
Hym "Hahahahaha! I LOVE that that is your response to that question! Ha! 'Stumbled upon.' That is PRICELESS! You know, speaking of magnets, that brings me back to my fat-cock pheromone theory. I bet you a million dollars they have some kind of pheromone-adjacent property. I'm pretty sure I told someone to study that but I'm still waiting on it to get back to me. Hurry it up! "
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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