the shockers

a band from goshen,ny that is awesome. it consists of chris,billy,eric,and chris

jamiez: hey dude are you going to the shockers concert.
joe-nathan: wats the shockers?
jamiez:only the best band on f-ing planet

by chrissy January 5, 2005

The Spocker

Three in the front, two in the back. Similar to the shocker.

The boys and I gave Sherrie The Spocker. It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

by Piowinator August 1, 2018

Silkk The Shokker

That one rapper who layers one vocal other another to the point where you can't understand what he's saying.

Mystikal was rapping normally in It Ain't My Fault. Silkk The Shokker was... I don't know...

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022

The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.

I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!

by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014

the flame socker

a way too fucking op bitch that doesn't die

guy: yooo its the flame socker
me: NO.

by robbywasactuallytakenlmao March 24, 2021

Spocker with the joy stick

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.

i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before

by slick1man June 5, 2009

The Dr. Spocker

A sexual act consisting of the index and middle fingers in the vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in the anus. Spock used this hand gesture just not in a sexual way.

AKA
2 in the pink, 2 in the stink

"Man, last night I gave my girl the Dr. Spocker and she freaking loved it!"

by rockershockerdrspocker January 18, 2010