Eyebrows left the sever

The only roast a 9 year old knows

Hey ur eyebrows left the sever out of here

by Ethan griffin August 23, 2019

Severe Cranial Rectitus

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

by Dr. Jones 2021 January 28, 2021

Severe Verbal Diarrhea

When someone talks non stop.

Most often seen when someone had too much sugar or caffeine.

Emily: So today...and so ya...like...who cares...I don't even know..shut up...NO WAY...
Tim: .................
Emily: Are you even listening?!?!?
Tim: Ummm....no....but...I think you have Severe Verbal Diarrhea...
Emily: No I don't!...(goes on talking non stop)

by BlabberMouthe December 2, 2009

Severed arm of the law

A rogue cop, who has carried on following a case, despite being taken off of it. See Dirty Harry.

'I got a severed arm of the law after me.'
'Ha! You got no chance!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Severe brain damage

Usually seen in Fortnite but in some cases moba games or multiplayer online battle arena it has a sub variant called cancer

Jared:Yo did you see that Fortnite kid?
Tom:Yeah i did he has severe brain damage better kill it quick so that it doesn't spread *Shotgun Reload*

by Someonewhohasbraindamage June 1, 2022

Several Joint Liability

When a party is liable for all of the damage incurred by a third party after becoming excessively high on marijuana.

Jake decided to smoke a pack of joints, and, as all stoners do when they get high, he took a baseball bat to every car window on his block. Jake will be liable for the damage under the Several Joint Liability doctrine introduced by Justice Holmes in the landmark case Marley v. Jane.

by Billings Learned Hand November 22, 2012

severe chic warning

When conditions are right , Fat Ass women attack causing much destruction with lightning fast oral pleasures and thunderous ass spanking .

Attn : NWS has issued a Severe Chic warning , At 10pm NWS doppler radar showed a severe chic squall line moving south north at 69mph . This is a dangerous storm seek shelter immediately .

by tnchichunter December 26, 2004