Long-Duration Motion Machines of the Second Kind (LDMM2)

Devices designed for extreme-duration motion by optimizing against the Second Law of Thermodynamics—not violating it, but approaching its limits asymptotically. The Second Law says entropy increases; LDMM2 fight entropy by creating near-perfect isolation from dissipative processes. They don't reverse entropy; they just slow its increase to a crawl. A supercooled ring levitating in vacuum, spinning for thousands of years—that's LDMM2. The energy gradually dissipates, but so slowly that human civilization could rise and fall while it's still spinning. LDMM2 are the thermodynamic equivalent of putting your leftovers in a freezer that lasts millennia: entropy still wins, but it takes its time.

Long-Duration Motion Machines of the Second Kind (LDMM2) "They've got gyroscopes in space that will spin for thousands of years before slowing down. That's LDMM2—not defying the Second Law, just making it work overtime. The universe still wins, but it has to wait. LDMM2 is what happens when engineers decide to play the long game against entropy itself."

by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026

The 10 second man

Some faggot who cant last longer than 10 seconds.

Noah: Dude I heard Tony is the 10 second man.
Eric: Yeah niggah.

by THE10SECONDMAN July 14, 2016

the four second legend

the definition is the man Zack Pearson, and his drunken adventures

Zack Pearson, the four second legend, kept it up for 4 seconds on a night where he "drank like a liter of SoCo" and "locked" himself in the den with a "female".

by Elizabeth Waters December 14, 2008

the 6 second rule

Basically this rule states that you have to take a shit within 6 seconds. If it takes you any longer than 6 seconds, it's considered a bad day. So you better start pushin!

Whenever I'm on the phone with my friend I use the 6 second rule so she doesn't have to wait very long.

by EmAlinator October 6, 2010

the 5 second seat rule

this is used when, in an area their are restricted seats. if someone was to stand up you are to count to 5 before you may use their seat

tom- oh man there is no were to sit!
dick- im going to make some tea
tom- 1 2 3 4 5 my seat!
harry- ha ha now dick has no were to sit,
i love the 5 second seat rule!

by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008

The special second

This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.

As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.

by von groovy August 22, 2024

the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025