To stealthily observe a group of friends from afar so as to impeccably time ones arrival as to avoid having to purchase a drink for anyone else.
by JCoquillon December 12, 2011
The most beautiful person I probably ever met inside and out. He’s tall as heck .The most cutest smile ever. Has brown curly/wavy hair and light brown eyes, that are very big, with straight long eyelashes . He’s a beaner who spells English incorrectly sometimes, for example spells those as “does”. He’s kinda slow but is good with words and expressing his feelings. He is the most lovable person you’ll meet. He’s a very caring person even tho he doesn’t want to show it sometimes to certain people. He’s also kind of deaf always saying “huh” or “Mande”, which tends to get his girlfriend mad. He never wins and argument with her....Ever. He isn’t illegal ;). Owns a chihuahua that’s looks like a rat. Has a very big imagination. Bases life off movies. He’s working on his singing. He has cute toes that look like aliens. He’s a very insecure person when he shouldn’t be, is he flawless no but flaws are what make his so amazing and beautiful. He has a goofy laugh that’s sounds like someone has something stuck in their throat. When he wakes up in the morning his hair makes him look like a chicken and when he get scared he screams like a girl. So if u have an oscar remember to never let that oscar go. Marry his asssssss.
by UhHhHhHjH July 24, 2018
A man typically with an oversized forehead. This man will usually play Minecraft with the squad in the afternoon after school and won't let you even touch his MSI $3000 gaming laptop.
by Creamvax August 29, 2019
A act of spontanious sex, usually in unsanitary conditions, the back of a building, 'sloppy seconds', a cheap whore. this was named after Oscar the Grouch.
Man 1: i could really go for some right now...
Man 2: why dont you pick up suzie, shes a bit oscar, but shes alright
Man 2: why dont you pick up suzie, shes a bit oscar, but shes alright
by Nickington November 22, 2007
An amazing guy. He's good at sports and all the girls like him (and boys).He is shy and a charming guy. If you're a girl and meet an Oscar be sure to make friends him. And he loves cycling.
by hotalligator123 October 17, 2023
Oscar is not good. He is the whitest of the whites. He is at most a very mediocre person. He is not a mad lad and in fact people call him a sad lad
by Man With Big Dong Go Skate September 11, 2018
oscar is usually a tall boy with brown hair and he likes sports he is a bit of a player and has dreamy eyes if he has a crush on you your in luck shoot your shot because he is most likely going to say yes.... he usually just wants a girlfriend and wants her to kiss him all day long but wont say so.
by ladybug2461 November 05, 2020