Not to be confused with a normal basketball player…..The Overthinking Hooper is a male that dedicates the majority of his time to the sport of basketball. He does this in an effort to fill the void once filled by something or someone that is no longer there. He is lonesome and spends countless hours dedicated to the one thing in his life that’s never left, the sport of basketball. As he hoops, his mind can wander and enter a state of decompression or, if he chooses, enter a state of aggression which can be articulated in his play style. The life is somber and he often ponders why his life has formed the way it has. It’s almost as if the sport has transformed into a gateway or sanctuary to avoid one’s fears, shortcomings, or mistakes. There is validation and self acceptance when he cooks an opponent on a step back three, or blocks a shot out of bounds. And as the overthinking hooper progresses in the sport, which includes increasing athleticism, shooting ability, and ball control, he slowly builds confidence and learns to love himself again despite his mistakes or failures. Basketball occupies his time and fixates his mind on the task at hand. Getting buckets. So, next time you see that guy shooting around or doing dribbling drills all alone in the gym, remember…..he just might be walking the path of The Overthinking Hooper. Notable pro overthinking hoopers include Kawhi, Kyrie, or Russell Westbrook.
“Man….every time I’m at the gym that guy is always in there shooting alone working on his game.”
“Yeah he’s going thought it I bet….bro is The Overthinking Hooper.”
“Yeah he’s going thought it I bet….bro is The Overthinking Hooper.”
by sonderunivrs December 16, 2023
Get the The Overthinking Hoopermug. Luke is a amazing guy who doesn’t take bullshit from anyone. He looses friends but they are fake friends. He is a amazing man who will be making a lot of money in his future.
by User 14798325 May 10, 2022
Get the Luke Hoopermug. People (typically females) that prefer men that play basketball primarily over other men. Tend to bounce between them.
by Zoom19 April 30, 2022
Get the Hooper hoppermug. When in a relationship with a charlie he can be very shy and innocent, but don't be alarmed when he says something that is not so innocent, charlie is the kind of guy who will stop at nothing to make you happy, charlie is like a brother to most people and he gets along with people well, but don't get on the bad side of charlie, he can say some awful things if he wanted to, charlie is a very sweet man, but if you don't want a lazy guy then steer clear of him, in order to make him get up and do something you have to ask very nicely but only when charlie is in a good mood, charlie may not be a skinny guy but for all the girls who like the thicker guys charlie is your best bet
Who doesn't like a good charlie hooper
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"Did you see charlie hooper-" "yes I did he is so adorable omfg"
by Crazyinagoodway November 2, 2020
Get the charlie hoopermug. 1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again
2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper
2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper
by Morpheus11122 October 18, 2012
Get the Jess Hoopermug. by lehfon February 26, 2024
Get the Goop Hoopermug. A dumb ass nigga that cant guard the teams point guard bc he is raw asf and they ear curry every lunch sometime get injured all the fucking time “ryan”
by Chrisyjuan October 31, 2019
Get the Indian hoopermug.