female

A weird and hard to understand not man person.

female: I Hate YOUUU!!!
Dude: ok
Female: How come men never see our signs

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021

Female

a condition which inhibits the subjects ability to operate a motor vehicle of any type. may result in death and/or injury of millions of people every year

just go for a car ride... if you see a female you will understand

by robyn pyle September 10, 2007

female

creatures of the earth specifically designed to clean up after a mess has been left behind

look at the female in her natural habitat

by Doogey April 4, 2010

Female

The member of the human race that has a "V". They act like they are into romance and want a boyfriend who cares...in reality they want to be used and mistreated because then they can go crying to their friends and get attention because they are attention hungry whores who in reality go guy from guy breaking hearts with not regard to anything because they think so highly of themselves. They also think their shit smells like roses. And they think being blunt is an excuse to be rude.

Jamie is such a female

by JJ Tan November 27, 2011

female

kitchen worker

Male: I'm going to go drinking with my friends, you stay here in the kitchen.

Female: Okay.

by the5secondninja August 15, 2011

Female

A human, the opposite of a male, that generally should stay in the kitchen and make the males sandwiches.

You're a female, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

by madmike141516 March 13, 2011

female

Invented to do all chores that are around the house

Honey(female), could you please make my dinner, do the dishes afterwards and do my laundry after that, for my clothes will be dirty.

oh and after that could you please do my ironing

by LawAustin January 12, 2008